The Burn Supremacy Roast Battles

International football might be unpredictable… but international roast battles are guaranteed carnage.

A three-night comedy showdown where Scotland takes on the world — then takes on the neighbours.

• Thurs 12 March — Scotland v The World (Round 1)
• Thurs 19 March — Scotland v The World (Round 2)
• Thurs 26 March — Scotland v England Special

If you love the tension of a World Cup match, you’ll love this even more —
no VAR, no offside, and the only red cards are for terrible punchlines.

It’s like watching Scotland in an international tournament…
except this time we’ve actually got a decent chance of winning.

Tickets just £7 / £5 concessions.
Three nights. One mic. Nations everywhere.
Roast battles galore.